I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-12-17 01:00 pm

Feral cat shows up to glass door of house and meows for hours, good human takes her in but wonders i

Posted by Briana Viser

When you see a cat showing up constantly to your yard, at your doorstep, and to your home, you have to know it's a sign from a higher power. There's no justification for a feral cat to be so drawn to you, so set on bonding with you and being apart of your life. Well, that's exactly what happens in this story. The protagonist says that a cat keeps showing up to her yard and it started about a month and a half ago. She was immediately loving, friendly, and rubbing herself all over the humans legs.

For a week this went on, until the cat just went straight to her glass door of the house and started meowing, and she was really meowing for hours on end. Since there's a lot of coyotes in the area, she started to get worried about the cat, and didn't know if she belonged to someone. She decided to take her to the vet, and she found that the cat wasn't microchipped. She now has a furrever home, but the protagonist also wonders if the cat did actually belong to someone. Read the full story below.

Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-17 09:00 pm

It Is Time To Update Life

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Me: "Okay, before I come over there, can you describe the issue?"
Office Manager: "Oh, just a computer issue. You'll figure it out when you get here."
Me: "Just a simple description will help. Is it running slower? Is it related to a particular program?"
Office Manager: "It's a computer issue."

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-17 08:00 pm
I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-12-17 12:00 pm

‘He is SKINNY. He likely needs pounds put back on. Not ounces.’: Cat turns up at stranger’s home hun

Posted by Laurent Shinar

The Cat Distribution System is quite the outstanding thing. Managing to connect cats and the pawrents who are best suited to them with what feels like the greatest of ease and grace. And while most of the time their deliveries go smoothly and the cat child is placed in its furever home on the first try sometimes things are not so cut and dry. As is the case in the story we have lined up for you today, which tells the tale of a cat who was indeed in need of a new home, but who simply could not stay in the home the CDS chose for him on account of him having a legitimate family who owned him.

Meaning that our pesky hooman laws dictated that he must be returned to his rightful owner. But those very same laws eventually became the reason that he got to stay with his CDS-approved pawrent after several attempts. And everyone got to live happily ever after from that time onwards.

I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-12-17 11:00 am

Woman finds a kitten crying in the dumpster, takes her in and finds she's the most gentle and pure c

Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Well, when we read a sentence such as "She hasn't even touched the Christmas tree", we know it talks about a very special cat. And in this jolly time of year? Seriously, that's admirable. And this cat is apparently just as angelic as you'd imagine, after knowing she gracefully leaves the Christmas tree intact. What a sweet stray who became a sweet house princess. Really, we're beaming with purride just thinking about it.

But now that we've got "gushing over one of the sweetest cats we heard about recently" out of the way, it's time to gush about the ones and onlys who always make this happy-ending reality possible - the Cat Distribution System. It's like they are the someone, or something, that knows a sweet kitten crying in a dumpster needs a home right meow. And it sends the right hooman who's ready to adopt right their way. And this is exactly what happened to this gentle and tiny kitten. She was saved by this woman, and all seems well as she took her in and gave her a furrever home.

There's something so heartwarming about knowing a kitten wouldn't have to spend this winter outside - even if we don't even know this kitten. But that's what unites cat lovers all around the world - our love for cats, wherever and whenever they are.

I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-12-17 10:00 am

26 Clawsome Cat Memes for Your Daily Meowing Mood-Boost

Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Doing things the cat way just hits different. Wake up when you feel like it. Stretch dramatically like you're warming up for the Olympics. Ignore responsibilities until at least the third snack of the day. That's the clawsome lifestyle, baby. Cats have truly cracked the code: if you're going to exist, you might as well do it confidently, unapologetically, and preferably while knocking something off a table for no reason at all.

Everything is better when done the cat way. Sitting? Do it loaf-style. Working? Step all over the keyboard. Relaxing? Become a boneless puddle in the warmest sunbeam available. Even walking into a room deserves flair - tail high, vibes immaculate, zero explanation given. Cats don't rush, they don't overthink, and they absolutely don't care what anyone else thinks. Icon behavior.

And honestly, that's the energy we all need more of in our daily scrolls. A little meowing mood-boost to remind us to slow down, be silly, and embrace our inner chaos gremlin with confidence. Life's too short not to choose the clawsome option whenever possible - extra naps, extra snacks, and extra drama included at no additional cost.

So channel your inner feline. Be awesome on purpose. Be a little weird. Be a lot adorable. Do it boldly, do it lazily, do it with full cattitude. Because if you're going to face the day anyway, you might as well face it the cat way: paws first, vibes high, and zero regrets.

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-12-17 07:00 pm

Links: Dogs, Drag Queens, & More

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Workspace with computer, journal, books, coffee, and glasses.Happy Wednesday!

Maybe TMI, but the heels of my palms have been so dry lately. Please give me all of you hand lotion recommendations. As a note, I do not like the texture of a balm. My partner often has some Working Hands around and using it just gives me the willies.

Today’s edition of Wednesday Links is just a big focus on feel good stories. I invite you to share some more in the comments!

Next week, we’ll be running Best Of content, so there won’t be a Links post.

In under a week, drag queen Pattie Gonia raised a million dollars for charity by hiking in full drag. I highly recommended following her on socials.

The Washington Post profiled Bryan Reisberg, who takes shelter dogs out on NYC adventures to help them get adopted. There are some very cute dog photos in the article, though the piece may be paywalled.

Merriam-Webster’s word of the year is…SLOP!

 

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Tess sent in this link! Jill & Jackets on YouTube has launched a Menopausal Book Club.

Don’t forget to share what cool or interesting things you’ve seen, read, or listened to this week! And if you have anything you think we’d like to post on a future Wednesday Links, send it my way!

Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-17 06:55 pm
Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-17 06:45 pm

PIN-Headed, Part 34

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Caller: "I think my grandson has been making withdrawals from my account."
Me: "I can see several cash withdrawals from ATMs over the last few days."
Caller: "Yes, it's him. The first one is legitimate; I gave him my card and asked him to withdraw some cash for me, but he hasn't been back since then."
Me: "Ma'am, for him to have done that, he would need to know your PIN. Did you tell him your PIN?"

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-17 06:00 pm

Should We Tell Her?

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My manager is trans, MTF, and presents very feminine. A customer and her teenage daughter are looking at birth control items.
Customer: "I'm not comfortable discussing these with you. We need to get someone else."
The customer curtly calls over my manager.
Customer: "You! Which of these is best?"

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Whatever ([syndicated profile] scalziwhatever_feed) wrote2025-12-17 06:21 pm

I Let My Email Go For a Month and Now It Is Crushing My Will To Live: The John Scalzi Story

Posted by John Scalzi

Two things:

One, if you sent me an email in the last month and I have not responded to it, I will be attempting to respond to it in the next couple of days. Sorry for the delay, I was busy doing secret things, and by “secret things” I mean “nothing actually, just avoiding email.”

Two, if you sent an email in the last month and you don’t get a response to it by Friday close of business, you can assume you’re not getting a response to it, not because I hate you and I want you to die, but because I might have accidentally archived it. If you want, and if it is actually important you get a response from me, send it again on that Monday.

— JS

Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-17 05:00 pm

A Different Kind Of Pill Popping

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Me: "What IS that sound?!"
Coworker: "I don't know. I can't see anything from where I'm sitting."
I go to investigate. I find the source of the sound in the staff office, where my boss is popping empty bubbles from pill cards we use to distribute medication to our residents.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-12-17 08:00 am

'He has the saddest little face': Person finds freezing creamsicle cat crying in the snow just days

Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Christmas time is one of the happiest of the whole year. Forget the lights and the sweaters and the presents. It's not even that. It's the fact that we get to see our cats enjoy Christmas just as much as we do. They live for this time. They live for the sparkly trees, they live for the warm blankets that are thrown everywhere. They're happy inside, but a lot of cats outside, especially right now when it's so cold, are not quite as happy. It's a good thing though that Christmas time also means that it's time for miracles, and today's story is definitely about one of those. 

This cat showed up freezing in this person's backyard. One more night, and he might not have survived out there on its own. The person who rescued the cat, kind as they are, knew that they didn't have the means to keep it. But the couldn't let the kitty freeze, not during Christmas time, and so, they rescued the cat and took it out of the cold and into a warm home. 

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-12-17 04:30 pm

Small Town Romance, Fantasy, & More

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Six Wild Crowns

Six Wild Crowns by Holly Race is $2.99! This is book one in a series. Elyse reviewed this and gave it a B:

This book is a wonderful reading experience. The setting, clothes and manners are all from a familiar enough place in time that it didn’t require a ton of world building, but Elben was still unique as a fantasy world. The action and the conflict were paced very well so the book grows in momentum. There’s also the “Earl has to die” plotline that I always appreciate.

NO KING CAN RULE THEM ALL.

In a Tudor England infused with deadly magic, a very different history will unfold for the wives of Henry VIII. Perfect for fans of The Priory of the Orange TreeSix Wild Crowns is an epic fantasy filled with legendary dragons, vicious courtly intrigue, and sapphic yearning. 

As tradition has it, the king of Elben must marry six queens and magically bind each of them to one of the island’s palaces or the kingdom will fall.

Clever, ambitious Boleyn is determined to be her beloved Henry’s favorite queen. She relishes the games at court and the political rivalries with his other wives. Seymour is the opposite – originally sent to Boleyn’s court as a reluctant spy and assassin, she ends up catching Henry’s eye and is forced into a loveless marriage with the king.

But when the two queens become the unlikeliest of things – friends and allies – the balance of power begins to shift. Together, they uncover a dark and deadly truth at the heart of the island’s magic. Boleyn and Seymour’s only hope of survival rests on uniting all six of the rival queens – but Henry will never let that happen.

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Lovelight Farms

Lovelight Farms by B.K. Borison is $2.99! This is book one in the Lovelight series. I really like these covers and how they all have a theme but are clearly indicative that they’re a series. I’ve also heard good things! Have you read any of Borison’s books?

Two best friends fake date to reach their holiday happily ever after in this first romantic comedy in the Lovelight series.

A pasture of dead trees. A hostile takeover of the Santa barn by a family of raccoons. And shipments that have mysteriously gone missing. Lovelight Farms is not the magical winter wonderland of Stella Bloom’s dreams.

In an effort to save the Christmas tree farm she’s loved since she was a kid, Stella enters a contest with Instagram-famous influencer Evelyn St. James. With the added publicity and the $100,000 cash prize, Stella might just be able to save the farm from its financial woes. There’s just one problem. To make the farm seem like a romantic destination for the holidays, she lied on her application and said she owns Lovelight Farms with her boyfriend. Only…there is no boyfriend.

Enter best friend Luka Peters. He just stopped by for some hot chocolate and somehow got a farm and a serious girlfriend in the process. But fake dating his best friend might be the best Christmas present he’s ever received.

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The God and the Gumiho

RECOMMENDED: The God and the Gumiho by Sophie Kim is $1.99! Carrie reviewed this and gave it a B+:

This dreamy book is so much fun! The God and the Gumiho features Korean mythology, grumpy/sunshine, secrets, and of course Only One Bed. While I did I find this book to be somewhat slow going, I also found it to be deeply imaginative and delightful. It’s the first in a series, so the HEA is more of a Happy Ever Eventually Probably.

In this sly and dazzling contemporary fantasy, the most notorious nine-tailed fox in Korea pairs up with a trickster god–turned–detective to track down a wrathful demon . . . before it can destroy the mortal world.

Kim Hani has retired from a life of devouring souls. She is, simply put, too full. Once known as the infamous Scarlet Fox, she now spends her days working in a coffee shop and annoying a particularly irritating, if unfairly handsome, trickster god as often as she can.

That god is Seokga the Fallen. Exiled from the heavenly kingdom of Okhwang, he now begrudgingly resides in the mortal realm, working toward his redemption and suffering through his interactions with the particularly infuriating, if sneakily charming, gumiho barista at his favorite café.

But when a powerful demon escapes from the underworld and threatens to end all of humanity, Okhwang’s emperor offers Seokga an enticing bargain: Kill this rogue creature, as well as the legendary and elusive Scarlet Fox, and he will be reinstated as a god. Hani, however, has no intention of being caught. Seokga might be a trickster god, but she has a trick of her own that he’ll never see coming: teaming up. As Seokga’s assistant, Hani will undermine and sabotage his investigation right under his overly pointy nose. Sure, she’ll help him kill the demon, but she certainly won’t allow him to uncover her secret identity while they’re at it.

As the bickering partners track their case down a path of mayhem and violence, the god and the gumiho find themselves inescapably drawn to each other. But will the unlikely couple stand together to prevent the apocalypse, or will they let their secrets tear them—and the world—apart?

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This Monster of Mine

This Monster of Mine by Shalini Abeysekara is $2.99! I remember both Elyse and I mentioned this on a Whatcha Reading. It sounds spooky and mysterious!

She knows the taste of death. He’ll stoke her hunger for it.

Eighteen-year-old Sarai doesn’t know why someone tried to kill her four years ago, but she does know that her case was closed without justice. Hellbent on vengeance, she returns to the scene of the crime as a Petitor, a prosecutor who can magically detect lies, and is assigned to work with Tetrarch Kadra. Ice-cold and perennially sadistic, Kadra is the most vicious of the four judges who rule the land—and the prime suspect in a string of deaths identical to Sarai’s attempted murder.

Certain of his guilt, Sarai begins a double solving cases with Kadra by day and plotting his ruin by night. But Kadra is charming and there’s something alluring about the wrath he wields against the city’s corruption. So when the evidence she finds embroils her in a deadly political battle, Sarai must also fight against her attraction to Kadra—because despite his growing hold on her heart, his voice matches the only memory she has of her assailant…

A dazzling Ancient Rome-inspired romantasy debut, This Monster of Mine is a bloodbath of manipulation, deception, and forbidden love.

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-17 04:00 pm

Their Math Needs Fine-Tuna-ing

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Me: "Ma'am, the WIC form contains eight cans of tuna. You have nine here, which is perfectly fine. You'll just have to pay for that one separately."
Customer: "Uh, what school did you go to?! Four plus four is nine! Use your d*** fingers!"

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-17 03:30 pm

A Tell As Old As Time

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Once the movie was done, I turned to share my thoughts, and my sister looked at me with a huge grin on her face and said:
Sister: "You totally loved that movie."
Me: "What? How do you know?"

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-12-17 07:00 am

13-year-old cat who disappeared 9 years ago gets reunited with his owner just in time for Christmas

Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

There is something about Christmas that brings the believer out in us. Something out there has to be working overtime at the end of the year, trying to reach all the deadlines. That is the only thing we can think of that can explain all the cat related Christmas miracles that happen at the end of the years. Freezing cats get rescued straight out of the snow, people skip holiday dinners because of a kitten they heard crying outside, lost cats get returned to owners who have already given up hope. 

It's not the first time we have seen this happen, but this might be one of the most intense reunion stories. Nine year - it has been nine whole years since this person had lost their cat. A microchipped spayed cat. After nine years, we would have assumed the worst. But no, in a real Christmas miracle, this cat had been released from its prison - a hoarder's house to which he was catnapped nine years ago - and found its way back to where he belongs. 

Cake Wrecks ([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed) wrote2025-12-17 02:00 pm

John's Final Straw

Posted by john (the hubby of Jen)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Thanks to Natalia R., Anony M., Sandra B., Lisa S., and Vicky G. for sparking the idea.

*****

P.S. I agree, you COULD do a better job yourself. So have you seen these new silicone "piping bulbs?"

8 Pc Bulb Decorating Kit

Y'all. Go read the reviews; these things are apparently total game-changers. Easy to fill, clean, no more leaking piping bags, AND they fit all the Wilton metal tips we already have! I don't do much cake decorating these days, but I do pipe caulking for crafts, so I'm excited to try these out.

Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-17 02:30 pm

You Mexican’t Be Serious, Part 2

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Me: "We're Hispanic. Spanish is our native language."
Customer: "Oh, really? Wow! I would have sworn you were both white! I'd never have guessed you were Mexican!"
Me: "Uh, we are White. My husband is Dominican, I'm Cuban, and also a citizen of Spain."

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-17 02:00 pm

Shopping For Bare Essentials

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I'm working one of my first shifts at a gas station in a college town, overnight, with a manager. He's showing me how to complete certain tasks, when a van pulls up, and three young guys barrel out the side door.
They are all wearing nothing but their sneakers… and I do mean nothing. 

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