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notalwaysright_feedRead You Mexican’t Be Serious, Part 2
Me: "We're Hispanic. Spanish is our native language."
Customer: "Oh, really? Wow! I would have sworn you were both white! I'd never have guessed you were Mexican!"
Me: "Uh, we are White. My husband is Dominican, I'm Cuban, and also a citizen of Spain."
notalwaysright_feedRead Shopping For Bare Essentials
I'm working one of my first shifts at a gas station in a college town, overnight, with a manager. He's showing me how to complete certain tasks, when a van pulls up, and three young guys barrel out the side door.
They are all wearing nothing but their sneakers… and I do mean nothing.
notalwaysright_feedFor several years I was habitually single but had several friends of both sexes. I finally started a relationship with a woman who had a… “complicated” relationship history but that, in and of itself, didn’t bother me. She, however, was very bothered by the fact that I had any female friends at all and that […]
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notalwaysright_feedWay back, in the days of old, when facebook was just becoming the new craze of the internet, I worked for a decent sized Canadian phone and internet company as tech support. I’ve never been a tech genius, but I excelled at communication and walking people who knew less than me through difficult processes, and […]
notalwaysright_feedThe community college I worked at had several parking lots, labeled A, B, C, etc.. One day my supervisor comes into my shop shaking his head. “What’s up?” I ask. “You know that long flight of stairs that run from Child Development down to the F lot? I was coming down those stairs and there […]
notalwaysright_feedRead When The Entitlement Is Premium
Sign: "Excludes premium cardstock. Includes cardstock up to $2.19."
She had picked premiums and was mad that the GIANT WORDS ABOVE THE CARDSTOCK said premium, but they had varying prices.
Customer: "How was I supposed to know it was premium!?"
Me: "Because it was $2.29 a sheet."
notalwaysright_feedThis story [https://notalwaysright.com/because-i-love-him-you-idiot/334731/] reminded me of telling my parents why I was dating again so soon after getting out of a rough breakup. Mom was shutting down my reasons like wanting to spend time together, liking his company (this man is my now-husband and we’d been friends for a while before we started dating, but […]
notalwaysright_feed(In Germany, it is pretty much customary that when you’re in your final year of school (before you head off to university or into the working world), every senior year class will make a shirt design for themselves to wear for the ‘senior year prank’. My girlfriend (of now 13 years) and I went to […]
notalwaysright_feedRead Don’t Be Sour About The Sauerkraut
Me: "...The number ten already has coleslaw on it, sir."
Customer #1: "Yeah, but can I get it with coleslaw instead of the sauerkraut?"
Me: "It already comes with coleslaw, like I said."
Customer #1: "Yeah, but can I get it with coleslaw instead of sauerkraut?"
icanhascheezburger_feedWe all need joy and chaos. Too much of the same thing will make anyone go crazy, so as we balance our day to day monotony, we add a few dashes of capricious kitty chaos to the mix. Every time you see a cat you may think to yourself, "how adorable!" But underneath the big eyes, the adorable stares, and the wild whiskers lies an evil, mischievous side that no one can refuse. If laughter truly is the best medicine, then cats are actually the best medicine. Being addicted to your cat is okay, even if he is a hooligan.
There's no menace like that of the four legged feline. Cats are the ultimate jesters, jokers, clowns, and capricious, malicious, prankers and deceivers. They may trick you with their innocent countenance, their baby-like features, soft fur, and sweet meows. Don't trust them! By the time you finish this purrfectly curated list of chaotic cats, you may feel as though you need to squeeze your bundle of softness. So if you scroll these hissterical cat memes, make sure you do it in the comfort of your cozy home so that you can chase, pull, yank, or pet your kitty cat at any time.
icanhascheezburger_feedLucky for us, none of our cats has any desire to go outside, so we have no flight risks in our house. We could leave the door wide open for hours if we wanted to and they wouldn't step one purrfect paw out the door, but that's not true for every cat. Some cats will run at even the slightest opening, not knowing that what they have inside is so much better than life outdoors. It's one of every cat pawrents' greatest fears - the cat escaping and them never coming back. That's what struck our pawrent below, and they went on a wild ride to rescue "their" cat.
They thought they lost their cat, 'Luna', after accidentally leaving the door open. Rushing outside to rescue them, they find a black cat limping outside. Without thinking, they scoop up the cat and drive to the vet, spending over $400 on treatment. Antibiotics, check up, the whole works. Finally letting out a sigh of relief, the pawrent and "her" cat drive home. She lets the cat out of the carrier, and lo and behold, her cat appears from behind the sofa. Uh oh!
We're not sure if they accidentally stole a neighbor's cat or rescued a stray, but in the end, they did a good thing. The Cat Distribution System works in purrfectly unconventional ways, and they may be $400 poorer, but hey, they got a new cat! Now it's your turn to scroll down and read through all the hissterical details below!
icanhascheezburger_feedThe end of the year is almost here, and really, friends, we don't know how we made it. A lot happened this year. Some would argue too much. In every corner that we looked, there was drama, there was chaos, there were things that we… simply didn't want to see sometimes. But one thing helped us get through it. One thing has made us smile, no matter what else was going on. It's the same thing every year. It always works, and it will continue to work. It's cats. And more specifically, it's adorable cat posts and stories.
There is a reason why adorable cat stories go viral all the time. People need them. People need the pawsitivity in their lives. And cute cats fulfill that need for us. Forever and always, no matter what is going on in the world, we know that there are corners on the internet full of cats that we can go to. There will always be a new adorable cat, there will always be a sweet story for us to smile at, and cats will always continue to rule the internet. As they should.
notalwaysright_feedApparently, while growing up, my mom’s longtime best friend (my honorary aunt) was a little demon. This is a story she told me that confirmed this for me. Now, if you aren’t already aware, New Orleans is rather notorious for its tendency to flood and so we have some interesting cemeteries to match that that […]
notalwaysright_feedRead Sir-prise At The Checkout
Husband: "Hi, sir, having a great day?"
The wife instantly turned red and turned to smack him.
Wife: *Hissing.* "That is a woman!"
smartbitches_feedIt’s time for another edition of Stuff We Like, and our final 2025 Holiday Gift Guides!
This week: gifts for folks into tarot, astrology, the stars, puzzles, and more!
Take a look:
Want to see? Just click that image above or click right here, and come shop with us!
Remember, if you have requests for your holiday shopping, please let us know!
And if you’d like to browse some more, we have a complete Stuff We Like archive, including past Gift Guides and other posts of our favorite items.
icanhascheezburger_feedIf you're looking for some warmth on a cold Tuesday morning, you've stumbled upon the purrfect place. Warmth doesn't always come from external stimuli, but rather from things that warm the heart more than any space heater could.
Cats. Felines. All of the above and everything in between; We've been blessed to exist in the same timeline as the feline species. Since their domestication, cats have figured out how to not only milk food and shelter out of random hooman they stumbled upon on the street via the cat distribution system, but also how to worm their way into our hooman hearts and stay there furever.
We're approaching the official transition to the winter season, and that means you and your feline companion will need a bit of extra warmth until the snow melts and the warmth returns in the spring. Though your feline can manage by way of their fur, your warm lap, and a sliver of sunlight peeking through the window, we hoomans have to bear the cold every day outside of our homes. Heartwarming content is the key to getting a pep in your step when the cold winter has you feeling blue, so scroll below. The warmth starts here.
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